I don’t write blogs.
I don’t keep journals.
I don’t organize photo albums.
I try though, attempt # 228 or 22 or 6
Everyone is getting engaged or married.
“I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc uhhh, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.’ And uhhh the doctor says, ‘Uh well why don’t you turn him in?’ The guy says, ‘Well I would but I need the eggs.’ Well I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd and but uh I guess we keep going through it because uhh most of us need the eggs.”
